sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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ruinedchildhood:

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

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nevadagrace:

kateordie:

Hands up if you’ve had almost this exact conversation!

🙋

Larry King is a dirty old man like ew

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peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

(via kingsleyyy)

ravendaarkholme:

Google is still in denial

ravendaarkholme:

Google is still in denial

(via yourefreakishlytall)

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

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